Marveling at the lasting power of a regular’s bold lipstick, local barista Tiffany Kwon has decided to pre-soak all ceramic mugs.
Barista Mystified by Lipstick Stain That Refuses to Budge
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Barista Questions Existence as Customers Continue Conversation At Register
Local Barista Whitney Long fell into existential terror as two customers debated where to get dinner late Tuesday afternoon.
Customer Determined To Defend His God-Given Territory Until Final Moment Of Operation
Ignoring a series of cues from the cafe staff surrounding him, volunteer pallbearer Rufus Shlockley refreshed his Facebook feed for the tenth time Saturday evening as baristas started sweeping around him.
Coffee Shop Serves Doppio But Unsure What It Does
A small group of baristas in a coffee shop just outside a local mall are trying to shake things up in their coffee-traditional city.
Customer Devastated to Learn Cute Barista Not Impressed When he Tosses Back Double Shots
Cafe regular Mark Sampson came to a painful discovery on Tuesday when his favorite barista informed him that tossing back his morning double shot was not, in fact, an impressive feat to anyone.
Sadistic Barista’s Favorite Part of Shift When Customers Ask For Drinks After Close
Local barista Adam Carter admitted late Tuesday that his favorite part of working in a coffee shop is when a customer comes in minutes after closing time.
Customer Spirals Into Existential Crisis When Asked If Room Needed On Top Of Coffee
Local grocer Scott Samuels narrowly avoided a swift descent into madness this week when asked by his barista if he needed room on top of his coffee.
Woke Cafe Customer Takes His Coffee “Without Color”
Customers at a well-known Chicago cafe were intrigued when 25-year-old Damien Yorke, a PhD student in the Department of Psychology at DePaul University, openly announced his New Year’s resolution to start taking his drinks “without color.”
Customer Finds Perfect Place to Hide Dirty Napkin
After enjoying a cup of single-origin batch brew and a vegan muffin, customer Clarence Stevenson noticed a small gap between the table and the wall of the cafe and realized it was the exact right spot to hide his dirty napkin.
Customer Interprets Pour Over Bloom as Affront to Society
This piece is dedicated to Umeko Motoyoshi, our excellent Patreon supporter whom we love and appreciate. By Josh Rank BIRMINGHAM, AL– Local mortician David Hallmark watched in horror as a barista at a local cafe started making his pour-over coffee and then, inexplicably, stopped. “He was chugging right along, grinding the beans, getting the water,” said Hallmark. “Then he started…