Marveling at the lasting power of a regular’s bold lipstick, local barista Tiffany Kwon has decided to pre-soak all ceramic mugs.
Barista Mystified by Lipstick Stain That Refuses to Budge
Month: September 2019
Local Roaster Burned by Unpunny Coffee Headline
Local roaster Justin Peck was shocked early Friday reading the first pun-less headline by a coffee news site.
Barista Questions Existence as Customers Continue Conversation At Register
Local Barista Whitney Long fell into existential terror as two customers debated where to get dinner late Tuesday afternoon.
Coffee Bag Squeezers Aroma Wheel Coming Soon
In a move to meet consumers where they are, specialty coffee officials have joined forces with scent scientists and random customers of some of the nations best roasters to design tool that will help people who squeeze bags to determine purchases a long awaited point of reference.
Customer Determined To Defend His God-Given Territory Until Final Moment Of Operation
Ignoring a series of cues from the cafe staff surrounding him, volunteer pallbearer Rufus Shlockley refreshed his Facebook feed for the tenth time Saturday evening as baristas started sweeping around him.