Bewilderment abounded at a local Salem coffee shop after a “well-known” social media influencer stopped by the cozy cafe.
Influencer Asks “What’s Good Here?” Nods, Smiles, Orders Cortado As Planned
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Barista Mistakes Homemade Maple Syrup for Thermos Dregs, Disappoints Regular
A downtown specialty coffee shop experienced great disappointment when Daniel Collins, local office worker and regular customer, discovered his hand-crafted maple syrup had been mistaken for “a previous beverage” and was thusly rinsed.
Barista With No Tattoos or Piercings Not Taken Seriously by Discerning Customers
When Johnny Morgan began working at an esteemed local cafe last month, his employers “could not have been happier” about their decision to hire the 22 year old barista.
“Lactose Intolerant” Customer Asks After Sugar Content of Plant Milks, Orders Breve
Arriving for the first time in the chic new cafe that opened just a block away from the digital ad agency where she worked, Alicia Brown jumped headlong into the mid-morning rush looking to inquire about plant milk options.
Coffee Shop “Pretentious,” Alleges Man’s Mother
Frustration reigned supreme on Saturday morning when Gladys Albrecht, who was in the area visiting her adult son, joined him for coffee at his favorite cafe, only to find that the “pretentious” establishment wasn’t serving anything that she likes.
Most Despised Customer Of The Day Usurped By Last Minute Dickhead
A hero walked through the cafe doors 90 seconds before closing at a local coffee shop on Tuesday.
New Hire Having Difficulty Navigating Appropriate Volume At Which To Mock Customers
Paul Breckenridge may have only started working at a local cafe last week, but his presence has been widely felt by employees and customers alike.
Cafe Implements High-Velocity, Aerial Drink Delivery
By Sarah Feeney This piece is dedicated to Velton Ross, our excellent Patreon supporter whom we love and appreciate. CHICAGO, IL— Following a spate of customer complaints about cold and missing drinks, local cafe and roaster has decided to implement a speedier coffee delivery system. Once the espresso has been pulled and perfectly-steamed milk painstakingly poured into the shape of…
Regular Who Never Tips Still Enjoying Perks of Being Regular
Despite over 2.5 years as a regular and overwhelmingly positive customer service experiences, local coffee shop customer Charles Fremmington has never left a tip for the baristas who serve him coffee every day. And yet, Fremmington continues to enjoy gracious service, care, and generosity at his favored cafe.
Man Who Forgot to Order Skim “Glad I Caught it”
After narrowly avoiding what could have been a mild inconvenience, customer Gil Clark was reportedly shaken after a close-call milk mix-up.