Bewilderment abounded at a local Salem coffee shop after a “well-known” social media influencer stopped by the cozy cafe.
Influencer Asks “What’s Good Here?” Nods, Smiles, Orders Cortado As Planned
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Breaking News: Closing Barista Two Minutes Late
Opening barista Brandon Slathers, who’s been up since 5 o’clock in the fucking morning, watches as the clock ticks past the posted 12:30 shift change.
Baristas Launch GoFundMe Campaign On Behalf Of Customer Who Clearly Needs Own Office Space
Two local baristas, Val Zelane and Nat Mitchell, have launched a GoFundMe campaign on behalf of cafe customer Brad Dolan who, they said in an interview with The Knockbox, “clearly needs his own office space.”