A hero walked through the cafe doors 90 seconds before closing at a local coffee shop on Tuesday.
Most Despised Customer Of The Day Usurped By Last Minute Dickhead
Month: November 2019
Customer Nails Perfect Number of Napkin Folds to Shim Wobbly Cafe Table
Knockbox reporter Michelle Semback was paying an off-duty visit to her neighborhood cafe last Wednesday when she overheard two customers whooping loudly. Semback turned to see the men, who appeared to be in their thirties, exchanging enthusiastic high-fives over a two-top table near the front window of the shop.
New Hire Having Difficulty Navigating Appropriate Volume At Which To Mock Customers
Paul Breckenridge may have only started working at a local cafe last week, but his presence has been widely felt by employees and customers alike.
Cafe Implements High-Velocity, Aerial Drink Delivery
By Sarah Feeney This piece is dedicated to Velton Ross, our excellent Patreon supporter whom we love and appreciate. CHICAGO, IL— Following a spate of customer complaints about cold and missing drinks, local cafe and roaster has decided to implement a speedier coffee delivery system. Once the espresso has been pulled and perfectly-steamed milk painstakingly poured into the shape of…