New Findings

Baby Oats Deprived of Nourishment as Humans Steal their Mothers’ Milk, Study Finds

Someone pours oat milk into a mason jar.

This piece is dedicated to Weihong Zhang, our excellent Patreon supporter whom we love and appreciate. By Zac Hyde In what surely comes as shocking news to the milk-alternative drinking community, millions of baby oats around the globe are apparently being deprived of adequate nourishment as demands for oat milk skyrocket among humans, according to a recent study. The public response to…

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Cafe, Entrepreneurship

Coffee Cart Popup Increases Net Worth by 10% After Purchasing Case of Oat Milk

A person in black pours oat milk from a silver steaming pitcher into a cappuccino with a tulip design.

  By Colton Kirby   NASHVILLE, TN— A local popup coffee cart increased its net worth by 9.6% after acquiring a case of a popular oat-based milk alternative. To the cart’s owners, two 20-something self-professed coffee nerds, the decision came easily.   “After looking at market research and crunching some numbers, it only made sense,” says CEO and marketing director…

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