Cafe, Customer Service

Pittsburgh Baristas Fired For Playing Alanis Morissette

Alanis Morissette smiling at the sky.

  PITTSBURGH, PA— This week at a high-volume university cafe, two baristas were fired after playing Alanis Morissette’s classic album “Jagged Little Pill,” during the mid-morning lull.   The altercation began when university professor Jill Redkin came over to complain about the music, which was playing at a moderate volume in the space.   “I asked them if it wasn’t…

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Cafe, Staff Drama

Barista Reads Coffee Pro Blog Post, Confused That Espresso Tastes Bad

An espresso shot brews into a glass cup.

  This piece is dedicated to Umeko Motoyoshi, our excellent Patreon supporter whom we love and appreciate.   By Colton Kirby   NEW YORK, NY— Over the weekend, eager new barista Freddie Stapp read a blog post by a former world barista champion regarding extraction percentages and TDS numbers. Heavy with the knowledge that his cafe was failing to utilize, Stapp showed…

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