PHOENIX, AZ— Inspired by her favorite erotic bakery, local entrepreneur and regional barista champion Maisy Kean recently launched the country’s first erotic cafe. We attended the launch party to see what all the buzz was about and found a happy, spirited crowd sipping free espresso bevs.
“When I lived in SF for school, the best bakery in town just happened to be an erotic bakery,” Kean told us. “I wanted to take that spirit of quality and casual sex-positivity and open the best cafe in town, which just happens to be erotic.”
She then proceeded to make us two perfect cappuccinos that looked like very elegant wieners.
The day was fun and full of laughter. Seeing signs for free coffee and snacks, parents came in with their children, only to cover their eyes and get super pissed, leaving in a huff.
As the sun went down, champagne flowed and we all enjoyed a large titty cake. If you’re in the Phoenix area, stop by for a drink, and expect only the best.
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