LOUIS, MO— Cafe customer Steven Kade stepped in a dog’s water dish today while getting up from his table, splashing his pants with dog mouth water and becoming profoundly displeased. Our reporters hit the scene to investigate.
Dog-owner Karen Ling found the incident regrettable. “I asked the barista for some water for my dog Misty,” she told us. “When he got up, he stepped right in it. Yes, I laughed—I’m only human. But I definitely felt for him.“
Kade remains grumpy in the wake of the incident. “You know what? I really don’t want to talk about it,” he told us. “Please leave me alone.”
According to sources, the water dish remains outside where Ling left it, and two more people have almost stepped in it.
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